think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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