I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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