the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I need a beard to bite.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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