What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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