oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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