he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
You're like the curious george of whores
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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