Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
We need to get me chipped asap
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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