so explain again why im purple
no
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Randomize
