I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He has the fingertips of a God
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