I must be too annoying 4 u.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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