I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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