How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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