do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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