I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Randomize