In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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