I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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