He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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