What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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