hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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