I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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