Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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