i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
its liver damage thursday
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