I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
