Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize