:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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