I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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