What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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