I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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