So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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