I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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