There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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