Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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