I could have mohawked her pubes.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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