please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
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