hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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