Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Randomize