2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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