Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
