You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
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Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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