How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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