I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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