In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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