ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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