She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
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