she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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