So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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