I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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