called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
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