I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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