my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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