Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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