I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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