We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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