If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
You are the jesus of drinking
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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