no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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