Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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